An easy pace
Relaxed and calm
Time just walks
Arms swinging by
Not a worry
Not a care
Time just walks
Arms swinging by
Step by step
An even pace
Time just walks
And leaves you by
Run if you want
Relax for a while
Time just walks
A never ending walk
Let him be
Let him walk
Just walk beside
And be his friend
Never overtake
Nor lag behind
Just walk beside
And be his friend
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008
A Poem by MVJ Simon
In the beginning, there was the word. And from that word, came all creation. It's words that shape new thinking. And words that take your heart away. It's only words. And words are all I have. To create. Poems, ideas, thoughts... straight from the heart, put into words.
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Friday, December 21, 2007
Rebel
I like “No”
The way it sounds
I like arguments
For the sake of it
I like to defy
For the fun of it
I like to fight
For the heck of it
I like to be rude
For no reason
I like my sneer
For warding away people
I like to shock
For the sake of it
I like to ridicule
For the annoyance it leaves
I like to be different
For the thrill of it
I like the attention
That’s why I do all this
I like some love
Give me a hug please!
The way it sounds
I like arguments
For the sake of it
I like to defy
For the fun of it
I like to fight
For the heck of it
I like to be rude
For no reason
I like my sneer
For warding away people
I like to shock
For the sake of it
I like to ridicule
For the annoyance it leaves
I like to be different
For the thrill of it
I like the attention
That’s why I do all this
I like some love
Give me a hug please!
Shattering my silence
Your words break though
The fragile glass of my mind
Shattering my silence
Into shards with pointed edges
Lying down in my glass palace
You woke me up from slumber
With stones thrown with might
To shatter my walls of silence
The fragments lie all over
Barefoot, I need to watch my step
Broken glass can hurt real bad
When it pierces through my thick hide
I want to lie down in deep slumber
In my glass palace
I wish to go back in time
A time before my silence was shattered
The fragile glass of my mind
Shattering my silence
Into shards with pointed edges
Lying down in my glass palace
You woke me up from slumber
With stones thrown with might
To shatter my walls of silence
The fragments lie all over
Barefoot, I need to watch my step
Broken glass can hurt real bad
When it pierces through my thick hide
I want to lie down in deep slumber
In my glass palace
I wish to go back in time
A time before my silence was shattered
Saturday, December 1, 2007
At nib-point you hold me ransom
At nib-point you hold me ransom
As visions of my life unveil
The past, present and future
Emotions, the navrasas you make me feel
Inspiring me when I am down
Cheering me on to achieve
Setting examples to emulate
Telling stories I can relate
Making me laugh when I feel like crying
Calming me down when I feel like shouting
You hold me ransom at your nib point
And take me to places I haven’t even dream't
You show the mirror to my soul
And by accepting what I see, you make me whole
As visions of my life unveil
The past, present and future
Emotions, the navrasas you make me feel
Inspiring me when I am down
Cheering me on to achieve
Setting examples to emulate
Telling stories I can relate
Making me laugh when I feel like crying
Calming me down when I feel like shouting
You hold me ransom at your nib point
And take me to places I haven’t even dream't
You show the mirror to my soul
And by accepting what I see, you make me whole
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Wild Flower-child
Precious angel, dearest one
Nature’s finest display
Sweeter than roses
Anointed with nectar
Epitome of beauty
Wild flower-child
Impish tempest
Innocent wiles
Woman Brat
Fascinating and alluring
Free as a butterfly
Flutters in my heart
Dark mysterious eyes
Drawing me in
Tempting and seducing
Saucy with mischief
Wild and free
Subdued and shy
Mysterious woman-child
Will I ever really know you?
Nature’s finest display
Sweeter than roses
Anointed with nectar
Epitome of beauty
Wild flower-child
Impish tempest
Innocent wiles
Woman Brat
Fascinating and alluring
Free as a butterfly
Flutters in my heart
Dark mysterious eyes
Drawing me in
Tempting and seducing
Saucy with mischief
Wild and free
Subdued and shy
Mysterious woman-child
Will I ever really know you?
Monday, November 5, 2007
Let go ! Move on !!
Let go of past heartaches
Move on!
Easier said than done!
The pain lingers
Memories flood in!
Tears and anger at once!
Let go of the numbing pain
And let it heal you
Till you don't feel anything anymore
Just move on
Forgive and forget
Easier said than done
Past mistakes, the past itself
Lock it up in a corner cupboard
And throw the key away
Don't ever let it hold you back
Forgive and forget, let go!
And just move on!
Move on!
Easier said than done!
The pain lingers
Memories flood in!
Tears and anger at once!
Let go of the numbing pain
And let it heal you
Till you don't feel anything anymore
Just move on
Forgive and forget
Easier said than done
Past mistakes, the past itself
Lock it up in a corner cupboard
And throw the key away
Don't ever let it hold you back
Forgive and forget, let go!
And just move on!
Monday, October 29, 2007
Clueless
Wonder where I’m going
No path clearly seen
Thick fog along the way
Can’t view the gravelly road ahead
Walking the path less taken
Stumbling along the wilderness
Knowing not where this may lead
The chill wintry wind biting into me
I rub my hands together
My breath spewing clouds of mist
Quickening my pace, unsure
Of what really lies ahead
Somewhere the path may reveal a turn
That will lead me on to freedom
To a land where I belong
With singing heart, I keep walking.
A Poem by MVJ Simon (Copyright 2007)
No path clearly seen
Thick fog along the way
Can’t view the gravelly road ahead
Walking the path less taken
Stumbling along the wilderness
Knowing not where this may lead
The chill wintry wind biting into me
I rub my hands together
My breath spewing clouds of mist
Quickening my pace, unsure
Of what really lies ahead
Somewhere the path may reveal a turn
That will lead me on to freedom
To a land where I belong
With singing heart, I keep walking.
A Poem by MVJ Simon (Copyright 2007)
Friday, October 26, 2007
Dreams come true!!!
Dreams come true
When you dream enough
And believe in your dreams
Dreams come true
When you wake up
And wish fervently that it must
Dreams come true
Just when you are about to give up
And give in to harsh reality
Dreams come true
When you know it will
And scorn every iota of doubt
Dreams come true
In its own time
When you least expect it
Dreams come true
Catching you unawares
Leaving you at a loss for words
Dreams come true
Making you believe
Reaffirming your faith
A Poem by MVJ Simon (Copyright 2007)
When you dream enough
And believe in your dreams
Dreams come true
When you wake up
And wish fervently that it must
Dreams come true
Just when you are about to give up
And give in to harsh reality
Dreams come true
When you know it will
And scorn every iota of doubt
Dreams come true
In its own time
When you least expect it
Dreams come true
Catching you unawares
Leaving you at a loss for words
Dreams come true
Making you believe
Reaffirming your faith
A Poem by MVJ Simon (Copyright 2007)
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Alone, not lonely
Calm, serene, greenish water.
Clear, cool and deep
Ripples gentle floating away
In perfect rhythm and beat
Chill, misty mountain breeze
Ruffling your hair
The reeds of wet bamboo
Entwined, bound together
Forms the boat on which I lie
On my back gazing up
Floating gently, rocked to sleep
Drowsy in the lap of that wonderful lake
Time loses it's vice-like grip
Nature takes over and I'm drunk
Sweet stupor and daze-like dreams
Take over as I give in and sleep
A Poem by MVJ Simon Copyright 2007
Clear, cool and deep
Ripples gentle floating away
In perfect rhythm and beat
Chill, misty mountain breeze
Ruffling your hair
The reeds of wet bamboo
Entwined, bound together
Forms the boat on which I lie
On my back gazing up
Floating gently, rocked to sleep
Drowsy in the lap of that wonderful lake
Time loses it's vice-like grip
Nature takes over and I'm drunk
Sweet stupor and daze-like dreams
Take over as I give in and sleep
A Poem by MVJ Simon Copyright 2007
Friday, October 12, 2007
Stand firm
When the battle rages within
between ethics and greed
Don't ever give in
And give up what you value most
Stand firm
When you feel so down
About the way you are treated
Unfair and unjust
Don't give up, just bide your time
Stand firm
When life sucks the best out of you
And you get nothing in return
Don't reciprocate the same way
Just keep doing what you love
Stand firm
When faced with death
Laugh at it's face
You know you've given your best
And that's what you've left behind
Stand firm
Life will go on
And your spirit will live on
Inspiring the ones to come
By the way you lived and died
A Poem by MVJ Simon. Copyright 2007
between ethics and greed
Don't ever give in
And give up what you value most
Stand firm
When you feel so down
About the way you are treated
Unfair and unjust
Don't give up, just bide your time
Stand firm
When life sucks the best out of you
And you get nothing in return
Don't reciprocate the same way
Just keep doing what you love
Stand firm
When faced with death
Laugh at it's face
You know you've given your best
And that's what you've left behind
Stand firm
Life will go on
And your spirit will live on
Inspiring the ones to come
By the way you lived and died
A Poem by MVJ Simon. Copyright 2007
Monday, October 8, 2007
Thinking Afresh
The same old words
Churned and shuffled
Conveying meanings new
Tired rusty ideas
Squeezed out till
It’s flat and stale
Working at creation
No, that’s not the word
Adaptation
Taking what’s out there
Clothing naked emotions
Making it new
Playing with fire
Feelings and storms
Puzzles and scenes
Making no headway
Writing on and on
Got to think fresh
Tear it all out
Take a clean page
Start over again.
A Poem by MVJ Simon 2007
Churned and shuffled
Conveying meanings new
Tired rusty ideas
Squeezed out till
It’s flat and stale
Working at creation
No, that’s not the word
Adaptation
Taking what’s out there
Clothing naked emotions
Making it new
Playing with fire
Feelings and storms
Puzzles and scenes
Making no headway
Writing on and on
Got to think fresh
Tear it all out
Take a clean page
Start over again.
A Poem by MVJ Simon 2007
Friday, September 21, 2007
Sense and Nonsense
what we understand is sense
what we do not is nonsense
what we like is sense
what we do not is nonsense
what we accept is sense
what we do not is nonsense
what we preach is sense
what others do is nonsense
the way we live is sense
the way others do is nonsense
what we perceive is sense
what others imagine is nonsense
the weapons we wield is sense
the bombs they shell is nonsense
the way we dress is sense
what they wear is nonsense
the wars we make is sense
the peace they dream about is nonsense
the hunger we feel is sense
people dying of hunger, nonsense
our life gets better is sense
the world gets worse is nonsense
A poem by MVJ Simon (All rights reserved)
what we do not is nonsense
what we like is sense
what we do not is nonsense
what we accept is sense
what we do not is nonsense
what we preach is sense
what others do is nonsense
the way we live is sense
the way others do is nonsense
what we perceive is sense
what others imagine is nonsense
the weapons we wield is sense
the bombs they shell is nonsense
the way we dress is sense
what they wear is nonsense
the wars we make is sense
the peace they dream about is nonsense
the hunger we feel is sense
people dying of hunger, nonsense
our life gets better is sense
the world gets worse is nonsense
A poem by MVJ Simon (All rights reserved)
Saturday, September 1, 2007
Resigned
Resigned to a life a mediocrity
Plodding on mindless
Resigned to all the injustice
That happens all around
Resigned to all the hate
And negativity prevalent
Resigned to an earth
Ravaged mercilessly
Resigned to our rivers
Full of refuse and stink
Resigned to the garbage
Rotten and piling up
Resigned to the slavery
In the name of career growth
Resigned to the corruption
Seeping in to the soul
Resigned to the numbness
That stems from apathy
Resigned to our marketers
Eyes for ever on your pocket
Resigned to the people
Who have lost the power to react
Resigned to the globe
Getting smaller, like its resource
Resigned to life
Disgusting as it ebbs
Resigned to the mind
As it's overwhelmed with shame
Resigned.
A Poem by MVJ Simon
Plodding on mindless
Resigned to all the injustice
That happens all around
Resigned to all the hate
And negativity prevalent
Resigned to an earth
Ravaged mercilessly
Resigned to our rivers
Full of refuse and stink
Resigned to the garbage
Rotten and piling up
Resigned to the slavery
In the name of career growth
Resigned to the corruption
Seeping in to the soul
Resigned to the numbness
That stems from apathy
Resigned to our marketers
Eyes for ever on your pocket
Resigned to the people
Who have lost the power to react
Resigned to the globe
Getting smaller, like its resource
Resigned to life
Disgusting as it ebbs
Resigned to the mind
As it's overwhelmed with shame
Resigned.
A Poem by MVJ Simon
Friday, August 24, 2007
Here today...
The curse of this century
Feeling alone
While all are scrambling
Reaching for the stars
Making a living
Losing out on life
Working the day off
Doing what, nobody knows
Working at night too
Serving the other half
Life passes by soon
At it's own pace
End of the day
When you look back
You find yourself alone
Together with a billion more
Life has a purpose
You need to find out why
Slaving for tomorrow
While today passes you by
Search for the answers
You'll find them inside
Living for others
While your life is a lie
A Poem by MVJ Simon (Copyright MVJ Simon 2007)
Feeling alone
While all are scrambling
Reaching for the stars
Making a living
Losing out on life
Working the day off
Doing what, nobody knows
Working at night too
Serving the other half
Life passes by soon
At it's own pace
End of the day
When you look back
You find yourself alone
Together with a billion more
Life has a purpose
You need to find out why
Slaving for tomorrow
While today passes you by
Search for the answers
You'll find them inside
Living for others
While your life is a lie
A Poem by MVJ Simon (Copyright MVJ Simon 2007)
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Poesis
Staring at the blank white space
Wondering what to write
Letting the thoughts flow on
While the words take shape
One by one, stringed together
Slowly, they take on new life
Emerging, forming a world
Sometimes ugly, at times good
Not knowing what will form next
Without rhyme nor reason
Just let it flow
And soon there will be reason
And soon the page is filled up
And the mind renewed
And with a burst of energy
A new poem is born
Just wish it was this simple
Sometimes it isn’t
You wrestle with grammar
Check if syntax is right
Sometimes the rhyme has no music
And the rhythm falls flat on it’s face
Yet just keep on writing
There’s a lot of space out there
And some people who love to read
Whatever form it takes
So get that blank white space
And wipe that smirk off its face
And leave some marks on it
That will tell a tale of love
A Poem by MVJ Simon (Copyright MVJ Simon 2007)
Wondering what to write
Letting the thoughts flow on
While the words take shape
One by one, stringed together
Slowly, they take on new life
Emerging, forming a world
Sometimes ugly, at times good
Not knowing what will form next
Without rhyme nor reason
Just let it flow
And soon there will be reason
And soon the page is filled up
And the mind renewed
And with a burst of energy
A new poem is born
Just wish it was this simple
Sometimes it isn’t
You wrestle with grammar
Check if syntax is right
Sometimes the rhyme has no music
And the rhythm falls flat on it’s face
Yet just keep on writing
There’s a lot of space out there
And some people who love to read
Whatever form it takes
So get that blank white space
And wipe that smirk off its face
And leave some marks on it
That will tell a tale of love
A Poem by MVJ Simon (Copyright MVJ Simon 2007)
Friday, August 17, 2007
Thoda Adjust Karo
My momma told me I was five
While I was really six
The school had some funny rules
That put her in a fix
Thoda Adjust Karo
When I reached my teenage
I faced my first big exam
My closest friend who hated maths
Scored a centum, while I had a just pass
Thoda Adjust Karo
I went to a local college
while he became a Doc
Life's stories changed
With a bag full of cash
Thoda Adjust Karo
His father, moneybags
Took it all back
When he sold his son
To the highest bidder
Thoda Adjust Karo
Now he's got a wife
A car and a bungalow
While I sit and write
Alone in a basti
Thoda Adjust Karo
A Poem by MVJ Simon (copyright 2007)
While I was really six
The school had some funny rules
That put her in a fix
Thoda Adjust Karo
When I reached my teenage
I faced my first big exam
My closest friend who hated maths
Scored a centum, while I had a just pass
Thoda Adjust Karo
I went to a local college
while he became a Doc
Life's stories changed
With a bag full of cash
Thoda Adjust Karo
His father, moneybags
Took it all back
When he sold his son
To the highest bidder
Thoda Adjust Karo
Now he's got a wife
A car and a bungalow
While I sit and write
Alone in a basti
Thoda Adjust Karo
A Poem by MVJ Simon (copyright 2007)
Thursday, August 16, 2007
One Hard Nut
I was blown away by the wind
And landed on the worst surface you’d imagine
When I broke out of my shell and looked around
All I could see was a desolate grey
Hard and cold, the place was tough
No food to eat, neither water nor sun
Energy drained, I had to push
Buried in the darkness, I yearned for light
Somewhere within, perhaps my genes
I had to break free, I knew I should
Day after day, I kept pushing
And one morning, a ray fell on me
Enveloping me with a warm glow
I felt energy renewed
I knew the path was right
I just had to use all my might
Frail I was, weak and small
And my foe, mighty and strong
I kept at it, day after day
Till one morning, I saw the light
The surface cracked, a minute one
I knew I had won
The task became lighter
Once the concrete gave way
I know the secret now
Just keep doing what you must
And one day, the light will fall on you
And make you grow, come what may
A Poem by MVJ Simon Copyright2007
And landed on the worst surface you’d imagine
When I broke out of my shell and looked around
All I could see was a desolate grey
Hard and cold, the place was tough
No food to eat, neither water nor sun
Energy drained, I had to push
Buried in the darkness, I yearned for light
Somewhere within, perhaps my genes
I had to break free, I knew I should
Day after day, I kept pushing
And one morning, a ray fell on me
Enveloping me with a warm glow
I felt energy renewed
I knew the path was right
I just had to use all my might
Frail I was, weak and small
And my foe, mighty and strong
I kept at it, day after day
Till one morning, I saw the light
The surface cracked, a minute one
I knew I had won
The task became lighter
Once the concrete gave way
I know the secret now
Just keep doing what you must
And one day, the light will fall on you
And make you grow, come what may
A Poem by MVJ Simon Copyright2007
Are we free?
To speak without fear of judgment
To write without pangs of guilt
To laugh out loud without reproach
To sing without shame
To walk without fear anywhere, anytime
To sleep without worries
To wake to a new dawn with a singing heart
And to wear a sparkling smile, that comes from within
And then, we'll call ourselves "Free"
To write without pangs of guilt
To laugh out loud without reproach
To sing without shame
To walk without fear anywhere, anytime
To sleep without worries
To wake to a new dawn with a singing heart
And to wear a sparkling smile, that comes from within
And then, we'll call ourselves "Free"
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Muse India, a good place to be
The site Muse India has a place where you can post your poems online.
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
A Paper World
Watch humanity chasing paper all the while
With inhumane fervour
Quite like its nature it wraps a person
Completely till he’s unseen
Neither scissor nor fire can quell
His pangs
Neither hell’s fires nor earthly dungeons
Tame his desire
With beady eyes, he looks around
For more
Imagine a world where there is no paper
Green beauteous virgin
Imagine a world where people are human
Paperless, but truly rich
By MVJ Simon
With inhumane fervour
Quite like its nature it wraps a person
Completely till he’s unseen
Neither scissor nor fire can quell
His pangs
Neither hell’s fires nor earthly dungeons
Tame his desire
With beady eyes, he looks around
For more
Imagine a world where there is no paper
Green beauteous virgin
Imagine a world where people are human
Paperless, but truly rich
By MVJ Simon
Have you got what it takes?
Here is an interesting poem I found. Author unknown.
It Takes Courage
It takes strength to be firm,
It takes courage to be gentle.
It takes strength to conquer,
It takes courage to surrender.
It takes strength to be certain,
It takes courage to have doubt.
It takes strength to fit in,
It takes courage to stand out.
It takes strength to feel a friend's pain,
It takes courage to feel your own pain.
It takes strength to endure abuse,
It takes courage to stop it.
It takes strength to stand alone,
It takes courage to lean on another.
It takes strength to love,
It takes courage to be loved.
It takes strength to survive,
It takes courage to live.
It Takes Courage
It takes strength to be firm,
It takes courage to be gentle.
It takes strength to conquer,
It takes courage to surrender.
It takes strength to be certain,
It takes courage to have doubt.
It takes strength to fit in,
It takes courage to stand out.
It takes strength to feel a friend's pain,
It takes courage to feel your own pain.
It takes strength to endure abuse,
It takes courage to stop it.
It takes strength to stand alone,
It takes courage to lean on another.
It takes strength to love,
It takes courage to be loved.
It takes strength to survive,
It takes courage to live.
Saturday, July 28, 2007
The Winner
If you think you are beaten, you are;
if you think you dare not, you don't;
if you'd like to win, but you think you can't,
it's almost a cinch you won't.
If you think you'll lose, you've lost,
for out in the world you find
success begins with a person's will.
It's all in the state of the mind.
If you think you're outclassed, you are;
you've got to think high to rise;
you've got to be sure of yourself before
you can ever win the prize.
Many a race is lost
before a step is run;
and many a coward fails
before ever his work's begun.
Think big and your deeds will grow;
think small and you'll fall behind;
think that you can and you will.
It's all in the state of the mind.
if you think you dare not, you don't;
if you'd like to win, but you think you can't,
it's almost a cinch you won't.
If you think you'll lose, you've lost,
for out in the world you find
success begins with a person's will.
It's all in the state of the mind.
If you think you're outclassed, you are;
you've got to think high to rise;
you've got to be sure of yourself before
you can ever win the prize.
Many a race is lost
before a step is run;
and many a coward fails
before ever his work's begun.
Think big and your deeds will grow;
think small and you'll fall behind;
think that you can and you will.
It's all in the state of the mind.
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even
more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO! Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO, What a Ride!!"
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even
more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO! Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO, What a Ride!!"
Rhymes of Love??????
These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line....
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you, cause I was pissed.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
I thought that I could love no other,
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel, your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag, off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you, screwed up my life.
I see your face, when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away,
What have you stepped in, to smell this way?
My feelings for you, no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell".
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you, cause I was pissed.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
I thought that I could love no other,
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel, your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag, off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you, screwed up my life.
I see your face, when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away,
What have you stepped in, to smell this way?
My feelings for you, no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell".
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Poetry in our time
I am delighted to inform you that Kritya has published my poems.
Let me live, a poem by MVJ Simon
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A Mid-summer's Daydream
Let me live, a poem by MVJ Simon
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A Mid-summer's Daydream
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Beyond Words?
What are the ways to communicate, beyond words?
A Smile?
A Painting?
How would you talk to someone who doesn't know your language?
How about films? And Music?
Imagine a world united by one language, which everyone can understand.
What would that language be?
Let me know your views
Ideas please!
A Smile?
A Painting?
How would you talk to someone who doesn't know your language?
How about films? And Music?
Imagine a world united by one language, which everyone can understand.
What would that language be?
Let me know your views
Ideas please!
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
My all-time favourite poem, "If" by Rudyard Kipling
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!
--Rudyard Kipling
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!
--Rudyard Kipling
Monday, June 11, 2007
Be on Creative Poems
A very interesting site. The place for any poet to be. A place for anyone who loves to write Creative Poems
Poems by MVJ Simon, most popular on American Poems
My poems are published on American Poems, and they have been rated the most popular amongst member poems
Saturday, June 9, 2007
Friday, June 8, 2007
Poems are on Boloji.com
I am happy to inform you that my poems are published on Boloji.com
Both NDTV and Boloji are great places for new, emerging, contemporary Indian Poets.
Both NDTV and Boloji are great places for new, emerging, contemporary Indian Poets.
Poems are on NDTV Poetry Corner
I am happy to inform you that my poems are published on NDTV Poetry Corner.
Walk
Let me live
Mid Summer's Day Dream
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Rain
Walk
Let me live
Mid Summer's Day Dream
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Rain
Monday, June 4, 2007
Be
Boy girl
Black white
Strong weak
Pretty ugly
Unemployed self
Happy lucky
Married single
Whatever be
Hindu muslim
Rich poor
High low
Human we
Gone we will
Fight should we
Think, Exist
Simply Be.
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Black white
Strong weak
Pretty ugly
Unemployed self
Happy lucky
Married single
Whatever be
Hindu muslim
Rich poor
High low
Human we
Gone we will
Fight should we
Think, Exist
Simply Be.
This
work is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License.
Friday, June 1, 2007
Poem of the Month
The poem "Let Me Live" was the Poem of the Month at www.poetrymag.com in April.
That makes it twice in a row.
(Grin)
That makes it twice in a row.
(Grin)
Poem of the month
This poem "Mid Summer's Day Dream" has become the Poem of the Month at Poetry Magazine.
www.poetrymag.com
www.poetrymag.com
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Mid Summer's Daydream
Streams of sweat
Bringing sweet relief
Sizzling city streets
Scorching hurried feet
Temperatures rising
Flaring tempers
Scowling sullen faces
Drowsy with sleeplessness
Bare upper bodies
Shimmering in the sun
The days go on
Nights are long
The rich escape
Hills and misty air
It's the poor
who bear the brunt
Summer's here
every year
Will it rain?
If ever, when?
This
work is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License.
Bringing sweet relief
Sizzling city streets
Scorching hurried feet
Temperatures rising
Flaring tempers
Scowling sullen faces
Drowsy with sleeplessness
Bare upper bodies
Shimmering in the sun
The days go on
Nights are long
The rich escape
Hills and misty air
It's the poor
who bear the brunt
Summer's here
every year
Will it rain?
If ever, when?
This
work is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License.
Monday, April 16, 2007
Walk
The wide blue highway
Or a narrow winding road,
It really doesn’t matter
As long as you’re walking.
Walk.
That’s all you’ve gotta do
The tender desert sand
Or a hard rocky mountain
It really doesn’t matter
As long as you’re walking
Walk.
That’s all you’ve gotta do
The taut tight rope
Or loose corridors of power
It really doesn’t matter
As long as you’re walking
Walk.
That’s all you’ve gotta do
Portals of hallowed learning
Or lessons learnt on street
It doesn’t really matter
As long as you’re walking
Walk.
That’s all you’ve gotta do
The wild side of life
Or the straight and narrow path
It doesn’t really matter
As long as you’re walking
Walk.
That’s all you’ve gotta do
Walk
Or a narrow winding road,
It really doesn’t matter
As long as you’re walking.
Walk.
That’s all you’ve gotta do
The tender desert sand
Or a hard rocky mountain
It really doesn’t matter
As long as you’re walking
Walk.
That’s all you’ve gotta do
The taut tight rope
Or loose corridors of power
It really doesn’t matter
As long as you’re walking
Walk.
That’s all you’ve gotta do
Portals of hallowed learning
Or lessons learnt on street
It doesn’t really matter
As long as you’re walking
Walk.
That’s all you’ve gotta do
The wild side of life
Or the straight and narrow path
It doesn’t really matter
As long as you’re walking
Walk.
That’s all you’ve gotta do
Walk
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
Nameless
Arre babu, shhhhhh, hoyyy, edo
Names they call me
Names disgusting
When I am just me
The same olde me
In branded sheen
And big-name car
Make them change
Saar, ji, Mr. Sir
Names appalling
Whoaaaaa, that’s not me
It’s a pity
Kicking then,
Grovelling now
Oh what magic
These brands do
While I remain me
Names they call me
Names disgusting
When I am just me
The same olde me
In branded sheen
And big-name car
Make them change
Saar, ji, Mr. Sir
Names appalling
Whoaaaaa, that’s not me
It’s a pity
Kicking then,
Grovelling now
Oh what magic
These brands do
While I remain me
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Let me live
I want to watch the sun rise on Mt. Kanchenjunga
And feel its warm rays seep down to my heart
I want to lie down on a moist grass carpet
And feel the rhythm of my own heart beat
I want to watch the sky lying down
And see the stars shine down on me
I want to sleep on a rustic canoe
And let the lakes waters gently rock me deep
I want to drink sweet nectar
Freshly drawn from a wild flower
I want to ride a stallion
Bareback with no saddle and stirrup
I want to fly out into space
And look at earth down below
I want to reach to my fellow man
And comfort him when he’s down
I want to lend a helping hand
And lift up the ones who are in need
I want to live a full life
And live on after I am gone
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work is licensed under a
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And feel its warm rays seep down to my heart
I want to lie down on a moist grass carpet
And feel the rhythm of my own heart beat
I want to watch the sky lying down
And see the stars shine down on me
I want to sleep on a rustic canoe
And let the lakes waters gently rock me deep
I want to drink sweet nectar
Freshly drawn from a wild flower
I want to ride a stallion
Bareback with no saddle and stirrup
I want to fly out into space
And look at earth down below
I want to reach to my fellow man
And comfort him when he’s down
I want to lend a helping hand
And lift up the ones who are in need
I want to live a full life
And live on after I am gone
This
work is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License.
Friday, January 26, 2007
10 ways to write great copy
1. Learn as much as you can about the product or service
2. List out all you have learnt
3. Think of all the possible uses and benefits
4. Drink a lot of beer
5. Sleep tight
6. Use a dreamcatcher
7. Doodle when u wake up
8. Pray
9. Yes, you’ve done it
10. You made them buy
2. List out all you have learnt
3. Think of all the possible uses and benefits
4. Drink a lot of beer
5. Sleep tight
6. Use a dreamcatcher
7. Doodle when u wake up
8. Pray
9. Yes, you’ve done it
10. You made them buy
Wednesday, January 3, 2007
10 ways to make a dull product look great
1. Pretend to stay awake while taking the brief
2. Keep telling yourself that the client and his brief is important
3. Convince yourself that his product is the panacea
4. Collect a fat, juicy advance
5. Check into a seaside resort for inspiration
6. Make sure the client pays all the bills
7. Get hold of a good book, chilled beer, a comfy mat and plonk yourself on the beach
8. Check if suntan lotions really do their promised work on curved lissome bodies
9. Close your eyes
10. The target audience will do that anyway
2. Keep telling yourself that the client and his brief is important
3. Convince yourself that his product is the panacea
4. Collect a fat, juicy advance
5. Check into a seaside resort for inspiration
6. Make sure the client pays all the bills
7. Get hold of a good book, chilled beer, a comfy mat and plonk yourself on the beach
8. Check if suntan lotions really do their promised work on curved lissome bodies
9. Close your eyes
10. The target audience will do that anyway
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